I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
