How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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