that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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