I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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