I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i think im in europe. pls send help
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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