Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Do plants get herpes?
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