I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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