So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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