whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I want a musical about memes.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize