Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
North Korea, Best Korea!
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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