respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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