Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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