Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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