Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Of course I have a pirate flag
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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