I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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