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(775): View more from Nevada

Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink

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(217): View more from Illinois

You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk

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(847): View more from Illinois

No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.

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(760): View more from California

i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.

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(443): View more from Maryland

And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces

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(720): View more from Colorado

I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.

(978): View more from Massachusetts

Thats a chance were just gonna have to take

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(201): View more from New Jersey

He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

you going clubbing tonight?

(508): View more from Massachusetts

well its tuesday isnt it

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