Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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