my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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