The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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