"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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