my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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