let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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