Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Randomize
