I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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