week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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