Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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