This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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