I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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