were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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