what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You pole danced in your parka.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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