Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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