Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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