i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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