And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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