Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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