Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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