well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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