do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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