if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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