We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Randomize
