He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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