he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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