Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Boobs are out for the taking
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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