Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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