If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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