Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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