Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
