Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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