Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
What a dumb baby whore.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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