Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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